| [I] Filk [message #251980] |
Mi, 12 April 2006 01:19 |
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Girl All the Geek Guys Want
(TTTO Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup)
8 o'clock Friday night and I'm late in
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Laura she's a dancer with a nose ring
She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
But she doesn't notice me
'cos she's watchin' Stargate
Creamin' over sci-fi
Listenin' to Tom Lehrer
Hall costumes in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' "someone shoot me"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
She likes her Psion and I've gotta Palm Pilot
Her PDA's full of bloggers that have come to the Con
She says she'd like to see a demo of sword-fightin'
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me
'cos she's watchin' Stargate
Creamin' over sci-fi
Listenin' to Tom Lehrer
Hall costumes in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
No-limit bar tab
Gotta be the biggest fan
Does a wallet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' "someone shoot me"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
There she goes again with leather on
And glitter in her hair
She broke my heart I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watchin' Stargate
Swottin' up on sci-fi
Listenin' to Tom Lehrer
Hall costumes in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
I ain't got no bar tab
All I got's a T-shirt
(T-shirt)
(T-shirt)
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' "someone shoot me"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
'cos she's the girl all the geek guys want
Just because, okay?
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| Re: [I] Filk [message #251991 ] |
Mi, 12 April 2006 01:25 |
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Brian Wakeling wrote:
> Girl All the Geek Guys Want
> (TTTO Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup)
'fraid I've never heard it.
> She says she'd like to see a demo of sword-fightin'
And her name was Laura, you said?
Orjan
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| Re: [I] Filk [message #251993 ] |
Mi, 12 April 2006 01:36 |
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In a speech called 4a2sosFr8rvgU1 [at] individual.net,
Orjan Westin uttered thus:
> Brian Wakeling wrote:
> > Girl All the Geek Guys Want
> > (TTTO Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup)
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> 'fraid I've never heard it.
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> > She says she'd like to see a demo of sword-fightin'
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> And her name was Laura, you said?
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> Orjan
It was what fit the beat of the line, and was statistically more
likely than Nona.
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| Re: [I] Filk [message #252071 ] |
Mi, 12 April 2006 13:38 |
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Brian Wakeling wrote:
> Girl All the Geek Guys Want
> (TTTO Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup)
(snip)
Good one! :-)
CCA
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| Re: [I] Filk [message #252128 ] |
Mi, 12 April 2006 18:31 |
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On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:19:47 +0100, Brian Wakeling wrote:
> She says she'd like to see a demo of sword-fightin'
> She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
You could always play the DVD of "Women in Love" for her, and ask her if
naked wrestling might suffice instead? When the infamous scene comes on
with Oliver Reed, you could both strip and role-play the two naked
wrestlers, and she'll be a woman in love with you forever! :-)
Sorry, 'bout that, shouldn't chuckle, it was very sad, gloomy and
depressing, cheer up though, there are plenty more other Laura's out there
to brake your heart if you look hard enough! :-(
Hope you find the right Laura for you
Sofie
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| Re: [I] Filk [message #252143 ] |
Mi, 12 April 2006 20:06 |
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"CCA" <sphira9343 [at] aol.com> wrote in message
news:1144841918.659479.170540 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Brian Wakeling wrote:
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>> Girl All the Geek Guys Want
>> (TTTO Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup)
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> (snip)
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> Good one! :-)
> CCA
>
*pauses in whistling tune*
Yep :-)
*applause*
Ssirienna
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